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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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