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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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