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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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