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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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