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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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