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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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