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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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