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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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