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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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