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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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