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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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