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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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