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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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