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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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