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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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