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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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