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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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