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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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