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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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