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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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