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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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