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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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