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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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