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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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