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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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