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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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