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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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