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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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