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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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