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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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