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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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