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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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