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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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