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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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