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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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