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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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