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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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