Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.