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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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