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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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