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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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