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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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