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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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