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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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