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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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