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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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