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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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