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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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