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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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