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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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