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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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