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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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