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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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