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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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