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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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