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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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