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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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